Thursday, December 20, 2012

Kindness, (this one's a hard one)

For the record, I will edit this when I find a god thing that I did.

In English class yesterday (love was such an easy game to play), we were assigned to do "one random act of kindness" for someone. (other than yourself) I for one found this very hard, as to the fact that there aren't that many opportunities to d so through out the school day. Another another problem with this is the "random" aspect of this. I can be very random (potato) at times, and have been told so before. the combination of the two of these, has proven pretty hard to find the time for tins like "being nice" or "kind" and "generous". You know tat when i get back to school  i'm going to hear stories about how "one of my class mates saved an old ladies life" or how "a kid in my class saved the world by  recycling some-thousand pounds of garbage" and then i'm going to end up saying something completely stupid like "ummm... well... I sort of threw away a piece of garbage that was on the floor...I mean... if that's okay...I guess..." (when I think about it, I end up doing this a lot)

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

A moment of silence

At 9:30 on Friday, eastern standard time, the state of Connecticut has alerted the public (via twitter) that there will be a moment of silence (if you didn't get that this post was going to include a "moment of silence" by the title) to honor the 27 dead in the horrible Newtown gunning. In affect, there will be stricter gun ownership laws that will be put in place that are not pleasing alot of, well, gun owners. You can call me "inconsiderate" or "a mean horrible person" (that was a quote from someone who is evidently not a fan of mine) but I thought of what I think is a reasonable connection: in StarWars, Anakin Skywalker ends up killing a whole bunch of little kids. Did anyone blame the lightsaber for it?


Friday, December 14, 2012

It's the end of the world as we no it, and I feel fine!!!!!

My friends and I came together and made one final conclusion. December twenty-first, two thousand twelve, will be the most annoying day in history. I'v already heard of people who bought cars without paying because the payment is due inn 2013.
I just want to point one thing out, Julius ceaser invented the leap year in about 45bce, this was on the opposite side of the world from the Mayans. The Mayans didn't include leap years, so the Apocalypse should have started 8-9 months from today. (when this blog post was made)

do you wanna know why i'm soo mad?

   So, I went to dicks sporing goods the other day because i herd that they had a sale on tennis balls, when I got there, they were all gone! As it turns out, they were "first come first serve". (bud-um tiss) yeah, I made a real "racket"

Thursday, December 6, 2012

How To preform a basic knife disarm because my old title was "too short" and i need to replace it with something better and more interesting, which i think that i have not succeeded in yet. I'm(<==capital I) really board and I should be working on Latin homework right now instead of doing this. Further more, i need to lengthen this post because this kid at my school whose initials may possibly be CS. Lastly, this last sentence is just to take up space because I know that the words in the title take up the most space in my blog including the fonts and sizes that I am using.

How to...
Preform a basic knife disarm. :-)

Don't ask why I'm doing this, it's just because I know how to.

1. Don't get in a knife fight.

1.(continued) If you do get in a knife fight, a good idea is to give the attacker what they want.
            -Never EVER EVER go to a second location. EEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRR!!!
2. To start a knife disarm, get the attacker to "thrust" at you. this will take A LOT of practice. Trust me.

3. Next, put your right hand on the attacker's wrist, and your left on the hand. This is to have more leverage over the knife and the hand.

4. Bring yourself to the left of the knife while moving in so you and the attacker are shoulder to shoulder.

5. Now comes the tricky part (if I haven't confused you already) you have to force the attackers hand backward so it's as if he/she was trying to touch his or her wrist.

6. This motion(the one from the last step) will make your attacker loosen their grip on the knife. You have to be very careful to not drop the knife and stab yourself in the foot. (i'v done it with a practice knife.)

7.  (optional) If you do this correctly and want to then continue to attack your attacker (REVENGE!!!) All you have to do is flip the blade so it's facing the targets side(which will be an open target at the time) and slice across the left side of the torso.

NOTE:-:-:-: You have to do this fast for it to be effective. Practice make perfect and when doing this, there's a lot that could go horribly wrong.

I am not accountable for any deaths and injuries that may happen when preforming this.

If you do this, and it works, then I am completely accountable for it.




Monday, December 3, 2012

Hey Ya'll (i'm embracing my inner Latin teacher)

This post has nothing to do with it's title. It's just a notification to anyone who will take the (wasted) time to read this. From now on, I will open a page that will be where the "stats" page was that is totally focused on different YouTube channels. Expect a lot of Minecraft video links, along with anything else that I find.

This is a short post, BuT DoNt GiVe Me HaTe YoU HaTeRs!!!
(cuz haters gonna hate)

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

This Post title has been deleted, due to The Writer Being Too Amazing

Sooo... as you can tell by the title, that this post is going to be about videos. (obviously) I am currently watching the 2D mod showcase by the Yogscast. I don't mean that i just finished watching this, but I have my head phones in my ears (where else would they go) and half-watching it on my iPod which is placed on the corner of my PC screen right now, or at least when I am writing this. (just took a 2 minute break to continue watching the video without thinking of writing.) Here's one of my favorite YouTube channels:

this is HISHE. it stands for "how it should have ended." This is also a link.